Archive for the 'Bar Jokes' Category

Funny Beer Commercials- It’s a Big One!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Breweries have a lot on their plates these days- not only do they have to brew the best tasting beer at the best price, they also have to come up with a really cool ad, to compete with all the other really cool and funny beer commercials.

This is one of my favourites, for Carlton Draught, an Aussie lager brewed by Carlton & United Beverages (formerly Carlton & United Breweries) an Australian brewing company based in Melbourne, Victoria. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Foster’s Group.

The advertisement was released online two weeks before it was first shown on television. Just 24 hours after release, the Big Ad had been downloaded 162,000 times!

However, although the Big Ad was a very sucessful ad, sales of Carlton Draught fell, as did other Aussie beers around that time.

The ad was filmed in Queensland, and the cast consisted of around 300 locals. The vast crowd effect was achieved with Massive Software, a tool often used to enhance crowd scenes in the film industry.

Brits go to the pub

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Warning about the Consumption of Alcohol

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Consumption of [tag]alcohol[/tag] may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
 

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to hit you.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home- not to mention the odd bar stool.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
   

 

 

A brain entered a bar…

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

A brain entered a [tag]bar[/tag] and ordered a [tag]beer.[/tag].

The bartender took one look at him and said “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you”.

“Why not?” asked the brain.

The [tag]bartender[/tag] replied “Because you are already out of your head.”